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The Wit
and Wisdom of
the Modern
Ferrets: A
Ferret's
Perspective On
Ferret Care
is the book
written by the
ferrets of
Modern Ferret
Magazine!
- Format:
Paperback 5
1/2" by 8
1/2"
- Color
Cover
- 160 B/W
Pages
- Topical
Index
- ISBN:
0-9667073-0-3
Written by
the ferrets of
Modern
Ferret
Magazine,
The Wit and
Wisdom of the
Modern Ferrets
is chock-full
of useful
information
and tips for
both the new
and the
experienced
ferret owner.
Short,
enjoyable to
read chapters
written from
the ferret's
perspective
cover topics
including:
- litter
box training
- nip
training
- safe
toys
- grooming
tips
-
ferret-proofing
- and
more!
The Wit
and Wisdom of
the Modern
Ferrets
can be
purchased from
The Ferret
Trading Post
or at
Amazon.com.
You can get
this book
signed by Mary
and Eric!
If you
would like to
purchase a
quantity of
this book
wholesale,
please see the
pricing
information
for quantity
discounts in
the
Wholesale
Section.
Praise for
The Wit and
Wisdom of the
Modern
Ferrets:
The
Wit and
Wisdom...
is, in my
opinion, one
of the MOST
insightful
books on
ferret care.
Not only do
you get the
basics on
how to, but
you benefit
by
understanding
the creative
thinking
energy of
the ferret —
you can
anticipate
actions in
day-to-day
living. I
recommend
that folks
new to
ferret
owning or
those
considering
ferret
ownership
read this
book first!
I would have
loved to
have this
resource
when I first
became owned
by a
ferret."
-- Alicia
Drakiotes,
Ferret Wise
Rescue &
Rehabilitation
Shelter, NH
The
Wit and
Wisdom of
the Modern
Ferrets
is a
wonderful
collection
of
interesting
facts as
seen through
the eyes of
ferrets.
Extremely
informative
and
delightfully
funny at the
same time. A
must-add to
your
collection.
Great going,
Mary and
Eric! Keep
up the good
work!
-- Shirley
Hertzog,
WarmFuzzy
Ferret
Rescue, PA
About the
editor, Mary
R. Shefferman:
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Mary and
Balthazar |
Mary R.
Drews Shefferman
lives in
New York
with her
husband,
Eric, and
their two
ferrets,
Trixie and
Gabby.
When
The Wit
and Wisdom
was
written,
they had
nine
ferrets:
Sabrina,
Marshmallow,
Knuks,
Trixie,
Bosco da
Gama,
Balthazar,
Cauliflower,
Koosh, and
Gabrielle.
Together
Eric and
Mary
publish
Modern
Ferret
Magazine
from their
home.
Mary
has a BA
in
English/Writing
from
Southampton
College,
Long
Island
University.
She won
the
Readers
and
Writers of
Southampton
College
Award for
poetry in
1984 and
1985 and
the John
Steinbeck
Award for
poetry in
1984.
Before
starting
Modern
Ferret
Magazine
in 1994,
Mary was a
managing
editor and
medical
writer for
Global
Medical
Communications
in New
York City.
Mary
makes
regular
television
appearances
to promote
proper
ferret
care on
the Fox
News
Channel
Pet News,
MSG
Metro Pets,
and The
Family Pet.
Mary is
also the
author of
The
Ferret: An
Owner's
Guide to a
Happy
Healthy
Pet,
published
by Howell
Book House
in 1996,
and 500
Things My
Ferret
Told Me,
published
by
Modern
Ferret.
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About the
Modern
Ferrets:
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Sabrina
Column:
Sabrina
Says
Sabrina
was Mary
and Eric's
first
ferret. It
was her
wonderful
nature
that
encouraged
Mary and
Eric to
get more
ferrets -
which
eventually
inspired
them to
create
Modern
Ferret
Magazine.
Sabrina
wrote her
columns
about the
basic
aspects of
ferret
care. |
Marshmallow
Column:
Marshmallow
Explains
It All
Although
he wasn't
the
brightest
ferret in
the world
in real
life, when
Marshmallow
donned his
"smartee"
glasses,
he became
a witty
columnist
reporting
on the
finer
aspects of
ferret
thought
and
culture. |
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Knuks
Column:
Knuks
Makes
Mischief
Weighing
in at
under a
pound,
Knuks
definitely
packed a
lot of
mischief
into her
tiny body.
Being an
itty-bitty,
dark-eyed
white, she
looked a
lot like
one of the
characters
from
Mad
Magazine's
Spy Vs.
Spy.
Knuks
liked to
tell other
ferrets
how to
cause
mischief.
Mary and
Eric often
included a
follow-up
on how to
prevent
such
mischief. |
Trixie
Column:
Trixie's
Tips
Trixie
liked to
keep
things
short and
to the
point. A
very pale
cinnamon
girl, she
liked to
stick her
nose into
everything
(just for
a
moment!).
Her quick
and easy
tips are
sometimes
just the
thing you
need. |
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Gabrielle
Column:
Dear
Gabby
Although
Gabrielle
was the
youngest
of the
Modern
Ferrets,
when she
wrote her
Dear
Gabby
column,
she was
filled
with
wisdom
beyond her
years.
When she
was not busy writing, she spent
her time
bouncing
off the
walls and
driving
the other
ferrets
crazy by
leaping
over them
so that
they couldn't
catch
her. |
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